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Poetry: Lord of the Flies Frustration; could be from either’s perspective. Descriptions of Sin (Skin) The real reason House is slowly killing himself A Muscular Testicular Nirvana House recalls the night before the morning after I Can’t Hear You Caring After an argument Wilson rips up love letters A World Concerned With Human Feeling Wilson works out the point of his affairs One-shots: Remember When You Said Sorry? (PG-13) Cuddy forces Wilson and House to carpool to work while House physically recovers from the events in House’s Head/Wilson’s Heart, and a new arcade catches their attention. Winning (G) Wilson breaks up with his latest lass. Lyrics (PG-13) House makes one last attempt to make Wilson stay, set directly after 5.1 ‘Dying Changes Everything’. Txt Bk (PG-13) A tale told through text message, set way back in season 2 when the boys were sharing a bunk bed, and showing the lead-on to the grown-up bed. The happenings of a lesbian couple in the hospital give House a scare. Drunkbob Pisspants & Other Stories (PG-13) Our boy’s sexual interactions over the years; almost four fics in one. Two funerals, a divorce, and a death. Affairs of the Mind (PG-13) Wilson contemplates his latest affair, and the effect of it on his closest friends. Getting Along (G or PG-13, depending on your view. F-only, sorry) A secret is revealed I Only Feel Because I Know I Should (PG-13) A spy inside the minds of our boys, spanning three decades. Musical (PG-13) House ponders things while playing with the piano Wilson’s Worried (NC-17) Set during 5.14 ‘Big Baby’. Wilson is worried about Cuddy – the only thing is, House is more worried about seeing if the ‘I need oral sex’ line will work on anyone.
Interference (PG-13) It's Valentine's day, and everyone seems intent on letting House and Wilson know it.
Script Test (PG-13) 100 words exactly, dialogue-only drabble. The boys discuss love.
Care Omi-Polones (PG) House finally has a valid reason for pushing Wilson away – or does he? Long’uns: Bad Leg Day (NC-17) Ever wondered what goes through House’s head as he waits for the vicodin to kick in?
Twelve Years of Christmas (NC-17) Also part of the Christmas Greetings shared universe For 11 years the lads have kept their sexual relationship to Christmas day. In the 12th House finds himself remembering each Christmas past, unsure if this year things will continue. Written as a Christmas (08) present for mireya_11 and in_a_crater
Shared Universe:
Propositions of Property
Prop 8’s Outcome (G) The boys discover the outcome of Prop 8.
Imagine, Iowa (G) House reacts surprisingly to Iowa's gay marraige legalisation. Christmas GreetingsTwelve Years of Christmas (NC-17) Also a long'un
For 11 years the lads have kept their sexual relationship to Christmas day. In the 12 th House finds himself remembering each Christmas past, unsure if this year things will continue. Written as a Christmas (08) present for mireya_11 and in_a_craterI've Got Sweets (R) House is a genius. Wilson discovers why. Set after 12 Years of Christmas New Characters (PG) Now that nobody knows who they are; will even the constant remain? Tags: hilson
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It all comes down to this: unless something's done soon, some new writers brought in, whatever, the show's going to get cancelled and most of us in the collective House fandom will actually be glad of it. Watching it these days feels like watching someone you love go through a degenerative disease where they're still themselves in moments but so fucking alien in others. I have never seen something go from being so good to so bad in such a short space of time and the entire situation's very depressing. What they're ultimately doing is taking 3D characters and substituing them with new (fellows, anyone?) 2D characters and realising that this means they don't have time for anything close to possible reality, so let's make the main cast 2D too. Fuck it, let's relegate the lead and his sidekicks to two stick men and one stick woman with a tiny stick parasite attached to her hip. It's like those unofficial sequels of classics that some idiot publishes once the original’s gone out of copyright. When I was a child I was once told Conan Doyle's excuse for killing off Holmes was that nobody else could (effectively) crap on his character; it probably had more to do with Watson than little character stealers like ourselves. I am also, actually, thoroughly disgusted with the current treatment of House’s condition. So here we have a guy who suffered both verbal and physical child abuse and as an effect finds trusting people almost impossible. So how do the writers respond to giving him such delicate characteristics? They sling shit in his face. They kill off the man who made his life hell and left no real realisation to it; this could be allowed to pass due to the privacy of the character. But Wilson fucking him over as he has and effectively disappearing from view, and Cuddy using his physical disability to beat him down? Wilson can be forgiven in part for believing he loved someone he barely knew who died, fair enough, that’s his ill-prepared-for-the-world mistake to make; but what does Cuddy have? This woman is supposed to be in charge of a little helpless person and all she’s showing is that she couldn’t give a shit if someone went out and raped her precious daughter and then someone she trusted did all they could to physically and emotionally hurt her for something that isn’t actually anything in her control. I’ve never been Cuddy’s biggest fan but the Cuddy of past seasons would’ve never done that. Even people who hate him (with one exception, gah) have more fucking sense than that. The only thumbs up I can give the idiot excuse for a writer of that episode was the expected personality House reverts to by not fighting back. There’s nothing he can do, anything he does will just make things worse for himself; it was classic signs of a sufferer of child abuse. But, yer know, as long as Wilson can face up to doing the washing up getting us to worry more about him is far more important. THE ONLY REASON WILSON IS HURTING IS BECAUSE HE’S HAD A GOOD LIFE AND THIS IS THE FIRST REALLY BAD THING. Such immaturity shouldn’t be rewarded by trying to manipulate the fans into caring about him and how poor Cuddy’s missing those vital moments in her kid’s life, because we can easily overlook making House such a personal character if we run out of ideas and can’t be bothered to develop any more even though IT’S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS. The people who write this show haven’t got a fucking clue. Every grasp of conversation I see from the producers (which is pretty rare as I’m not one for interviews from anyone) is just as ridiculous and insulting. You can’t bend the characters to do whatever your will wants them too, there’s a reason a writer can’t completely plan, not a writer who wants to touch upon things that effect real fucking people. When you create complex characters who have had serious things happen to them that do happen in the real world your responsibility is given not only to your characters but to those people who it’s happened to as well. You can’t just bring in paper dolls when you get bored. I have contacts, I know people; I am this close to getting someone’s number and giving them a piece of my mind. Oh, that sounds like I’m an axe murderer; scratch that. Maybe I’m just letting everything get too personal. I dunno; but I believe we'll soon need a new obsession. I also wish one my childhood heroes would quit playing along; everyone always used to rave. He’s gotta be smarter than this. The world’s biggest fucking drip.
Tags: house, life Current Music: Editors - When Anger Shows
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Title: Twelve Years of Christmas Chapter: Twelfth Night (12/12) Rating: NC-17 Spoilers: Season 5 Summary: Twelve years of Christmas between House and Wilson, pure smut; porn with a boarding plot. Written as a Christmas present for mireya_11 and in_a_crater. Chapter summary: At last, we reach this Christmas. This year both our boys decide if the normal Christmas celebrations are to continue long-term. Previous chapters: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 A/N: OK, maybe far more plot than I'd ever intended. Sorry about that. ( House didn't need to look at the clock to know the time. )Tags: christmas greetings, hilson, twelve years of christmas Current Music: Editors - An End Has A Start
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Title: Twelve Years of Christmas Chapter: This Year I'll Give It To Someone Special (11/12) Author: hang_monet Pairing: House/Wilson Word count: 3600 Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Language, Timmy / Sexual Content Spoilers: Season 5 Summary: Twelve years of Christmas between House and Wilson, pure smut; porn with a boarding plot. Written as a Christmas present for mireya_11 and in_a_crater Chapter Summary: FirstTime!Sex Previous Chapters: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 A/N: A grovelling apology to you all for how late this is - I've done a nice long'un to make up for it and the final chapter will be posted tomorrow if it's another snow day. Hasn't been beta'd.
Tags: christmas greetings, hilson, twelve years of christmas Current Music: The Brightlights - Make It Last
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